Hi there, I am a PHP programmer, the son of a PHP programmer, and the nephew of a PHP programmer. It runs in the family I guess. My Mom is the most awesomest, sweetest, and prettiest girl on the face of planet earth (or so my dad tells me all the time). My one Grandpa is a retired engineer, and my other one is mostly retired after selling a successful cabinet business. My Grandmas are really cool, ’cause they stay home all the time and cook, clean, sew, and teach. They’re really smart, ’cause only wild women would let their cute kids (like me) get growed up in a daycare.

Not sure what else to write about myself, as I’m not really used to this kind of publicity… I’m quite modest about my prodigious achievements (I’m talking about being the first person to write clean PHP code at the age of < 1 day.), generally speaking, but when asked, I can come up with a list of stuff I do well. My mommy can come up with even more. She says I like to eat, spit up, and eat; in that order.

If you’re an interesting person, and want to meet another really intelligent, interesting person, come on over and we’ll have a chat. Like I say, I’m rather small for my accomplishments, but you’re welcome to hold me as we talk. I just *love* screaming at newbies. But that’s ok; you’ll get over it.

Whew, that’s a lot of typing for someone who’s index finger does not even span two keys on his mom’s iBook keyboard. Oh! I forgot to mention; My daddy is really awesome, but he’s going to have to learn from me (oh, yeah, baby!) that Macs are the only computers out there. That Vista stuff just won’t cut it for the really intelligent ones out there. He’ll learn, ’cause he’s smart enough to know that I know what I am talking about.

We’ll talk soon, folks! Hope you have a great day. C U l8ter!